My son and I stopped by the Zombie Apocalypse Store in Las Vegas today. We had been at Pacific Archery earlier, honing our skills. After all, we learned from The Walking Dead that a silent "kill" from an arrow is the preferred method of dispatching a zombie from a distance. So, we will be shopping there for targets before our next session.
They offer more than just targets, and way more than standard paper targets. We saw blades of many shapes and sizes, one of which we will probably be returning to obtain this weekend. There are books on your survival needs, food packages made for travel, and even artwork if you want to look at the dead. Ok, so I might have to get some of that as well. We were informed that new products arrive almost daily, so you may need to make repeat visits.
When you are coming to Las Vegas, you can place your bets on surviving a zombie onslaught if you visit this store.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
My Melancholy Dream
my melancholy dream
hadst a fair maiden out after light
perchance to make merry
wantonly wandering through the night
by mischance she stumbled
o'er yon street thought so dire
there a cursed drunkard
vehemence quenched only by fire
thine mortal woman
I speak my tale naught in jest
tormented therefore
thus winter comes to her breast
Monday, September 26, 2011
Ivory Tower
I see
a plague of flesh-eating zombies
I know
you cannot outrun the unstoppable undead
I scream
as madness slowly overtakes me
Guest Poet
Gray Fruit
I make use of this warm gray fruit
never their hot hearts, which always taste bad.
Imagine keeping gentle when they feel you work.
Relax -
It is easy after.
I want but little
--Jessica Tracey
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Romantically Challenged
There
Like lost children
Sweet mystery of the soul
All hope crushed
Bewitched & crying
Conquered
They have appetites
Best that we run!
Monday, July 25, 2011
Poems coming soon
Appologies for being away for so long. However, I will soon have some new twists on the poetry. Now it will be a Basic, Shakespearean, Zombie, Pirate sort of things. Yes, for my birthday I got not one, but two new magnetic poetry sets.
In the meantime, I was working near the San Diego Comic Con and would like to share a picture of the Walking Dead promotional vehicles. Though it is not very evident in this picture, the back of the truck actually has various body parts hanging out.
In the meantime, I was working near the San Diego Comic Con and would like to share a picture of the Walking Dead promotional vehicles. Though it is not very evident in this picture, the back of the truck actually has various body parts hanging out.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Dark Discovery
A scream shatters the dead of night
Methinks a wicked villain hadst fouled a woman
Therefore lest I forswear my lordship
With haste do I run through perilous manner
Wherefore he stumbles o'er yon street
The drunkard I see doth deceive my eyes
For naught drunk from the goblet hast loathsome slander
But from out of his grave this grotesque doth wander
{Thus begins a new age of the supernatural, who knows what the future will bring}
Methinks a wicked villain hadst fouled a woman
Therefore lest I forswear my lordship
With haste do I run through perilous manner
Wherefore he stumbles o'er yon street
The drunkard I see doth deceive my eyes
For naught drunk from the goblet hast loathsome slander
But from out of his grave this grotesque doth wander
{Thus begins a new age of the supernatural, who knows what the future will bring}
A change-up in poetry
This Father's Day, I received the Shakespeare kit from my wonderful, oldest daughter. So, get ready for a change-up! Zombies are moving into the Elizabethan age as well!
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Welcome to the Club
Together, let's chase them everywhere
An unstoppable mob
filled with a taste for warm flesh
Who thought sucking eyes out of skulls
would be that infecting of a thing
But you know, my pale skinned creature
a headshot will kill
and undead no more
we move into the grave again
An unstoppable mob
filled with a taste for warm flesh
Who thought sucking eyes out of skulls
would be that infecting of a thing
But you know, my pale skinned creature
a headshot will kill
and undead no more
we move into the grave again
Monday, June 6, 2011
Watch your step
If you would stumble in the street
Chased by hungry zombies
Human flesh they like to eat
Before you can scream into the night
It is feasting on brains
And takes no little bite
Chased by hungry zombies
Human flesh they like to eat
Before you can scream into the night
It is feasting on brains
And takes no little bite
Friday, May 27, 2011
Instinct
Beneath the dark of night
they trudge slowly
creatures hungry for brains
More damned than evil
Like a mob from the movies
we mindlessly destroy with fire
filling our need to kill anything wretched
If only zombies could scream
they trudge slowly
creatures hungry for brains
More damned than evil
Like a mob from the movies
we mindlessly destroy with fire
filling our need to kill anything wretched
If only zombies could scream
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Guest poet
Brains everywhere on streets
More undead creature madness follows
wretched human wandering the night
a shot plagues the grave horror
[this poem was created by Jessica Tracey]
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Freedom
It rises from the grave
Rotten flesh sagging
A shadow of the living
Moaning
Hungry
Confused
A shot screams out
I whisper no more.
[This interpretation of this poem has brought several viewpoints. I would be interested to know what you think about this, especially who is the person speaking (who no longer whispers).]
Rotten flesh sagging
A shadow of the living
Moaning
Hungry
Confused
A shot screams out
I whisper no more.
[This interpretation of this poem has brought several viewpoints. I would be interested to know what you think about this, especially who is the person speaking (who no longer whispers).]
Kyonshi
Flesh eating zombies
Soulless beneath only flesh
Could I outrun it?
[this Haiku was a collaboration with Jaiden. The title means "living dead" or "reanimated dead" in Japanese]
Soulless beneath only flesh
Could I outrun it?
[this Haiku was a collaboration with Jaiden. The title means "living dead" or "reanimated dead" in Japanese]
Disembodied wonder
Why would my corpse
Soulless & dead
Plague the streets
Groaning
A wretched
mindless
horror
Soulless & dead
Plague the streets
Groaning
A wretched
mindless
horror
We all die alone
We come again
Creatures of need
Wretched together
Always alive
Wandering through the undead planet
[when I was composing this poem, I wanted to write "Always alone", but due to the limitations of the magnetic poetry set, this is how it came out]
Creatures of need
Wretched together
Always alive
Wandering through the undead planet
[when I was composing this poem, I wanted to write "Always alone", but due to the limitations of the magnetic poetry set, this is how it came out]
The first poem
Zombie
Mindless human corpse
Wandering the night
Alive no more
Unstoppable
Undead creature
That feasts on flesh & brains
Mindless human corpse
Wandering the night
Alive no more
Unstoppable
Undead creature
That feasts on flesh & brains
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